Kids recreate the second Republican debate, and in Trump-Speak “there’s just so much cute, you’ve never seen so much crazy adorable cute!” The shorties use only the candidate’s own words as a script, and deliver the candidate’s lines with more conviction and enthusiasm than the Presidential hopefuls they so eerily resemble. The wee candidates manage to be adorable – even when exchanging snipes and bragging about defunding “Plant Parenthood.”
The kids are all professional actors, leading me to wonder if maybe professionalism is lacking in the big Republican debate? No, I’m not sniping at the candidates, I just want them to hire their mini-doppelgangers to represent them in the next three-hour marathon. We know those ‘candidates’ are entertaining, and – they have a bed time.