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Live fast die young is new Social Security bill, ONN


Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

This could be the bill that we’ve all been waiting for. This bill not only will refill Social Security coffers, it encourages all Americans to seize the day! We’ll all die earlier than planned in a blaze of glory. Instead of AARP tote bags, you’ll get vouchers for goodies such as tattoos, extreme sports, alcohol, and all drugs that you can snort will be legal. It goes without saying that cigarettes will be reasonably priced once more, and if you long to drive fast – do it!