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Make America Like Alabama Again! Starring Jeff Sessions as Attorney General

Make America Like Alabama Again! Starring Jeff Sessions as Attorney General

Cartoon – Senator Jeff Sessions as the first big Donald appointment is not so bad. Sessions is one of those old school racists from Alabama which at least is not as racist as Mississippi! Adding to that good news is this is also a better choice than  crazyass Rudy Giuliani as America’s Mr Law and Order!

Rudy is still up for Secretary of State. The representative face of America to the world. Who instead of stopping and frisking every black dude in American, will be doing it offshore.

But as the media tells us, this election was not about bigotry, misogyny or racism, it was about good industrial jobs coming back to Hooterville.

How does the media know that? Because that’s what Trump supporters told them.  It was only a few clowns outside the Trump rallies screaming about Muslims, Mexicans and Black Lives Matter. The other 60 million Trump voters just want a Ford plant behind the Dairy Queen. And because the media is fair, that crap becomes the truth.

Speaking of Hooterville, perhaps it’s time for a redu of the old Green Acres TV series. Orange Acres!  Boy oh boy, would Melania ever fit the Eva Gabor part! And as the appointments move on, who will be Eb, Hank, Arnold and Mr Haney? Can The Donald play two parts?  Wealthy Oliver and snake salesman Mr Haney?