Man receives first Baboon face transplant ONIONon October 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm
When a man receives a baboon face transplant, the Onion is there! See your fellow voters, and hear the reasons they may be hesitant to vote again – they may be onto something so stop them!
Most shocking coming from an online site, is the news of a potentially fatal link between your computer screen and ‘The Big C.’ Is it the radiation from the screen, or the endless cigarettes one smokes while waiting for videos to load?
Obama is puzzled for once at the proper response upon receiving a compliment. It has been quite a while. All this and more.