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Many New Kinds of Republicans, One Great Dating Site – Funny or Die

 Many New Kinds of Republicans, One Great Dating Site - Funny or Die

With so many different kinds of Republicans, depending on just one dating site is old fashioned, but GOPdate scientifically matches you with someone who shares your own (correct)  world view and values!

Are you a Trump supporter who’s ready to break some Bernie supporter heads tonight, and start work on the wall tomorrow?  Maybe you’d love to have that special someone by your side to sucker-punch the unwary and swing a hammer?

Maybe you’re a Cruz evangelical who wants to cuddle with that special someone as your candidate ushers in the start of Armageddon. Two can stock a bunker/shelter faster than one.

Speaking of shelters, if you’re a fiscal conservative, you’re bound to find like minded romance – if she pays her own way, of course.