Did you hear? There’s been a groundbreaking discovery of a new particle that lies behind all things in our universe! Most exciting is, it just might pick the next president of the United States!
In fact, you can take that prediction to your off-shore bank, so certain am I that the energy in this particle runs political campaigns and the related invisible forces of dark matter. Note: See both voter disenfranchisement, and anonymous campaign donations from billionaires and obscenely wealthy corporations. After all, as Willard says; “They’re people too my friend.” The problem is, they’re fast becoming the only ‘people’ who count.