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Maybe it’s John Oliver’s Fault Trump is Running, But Here’s An Easy Way to Vote!

Maybe it's John Oliver's Fault Trump is Running, But Here's An Easy Way to Vote!

Three long years ago, John Oliver laughingly challenged Donald Trump to run for President, when he guest hosted  Jon Stewart’s Daily Show.  How powerful were his words?!!  This is John Oliver’s last show before election day Tuesday, and maybe the last show before the end of the world.  While Oliver’s video is an entertaining look at where the candidates are in their last week of campaigning, John takes a moment to the audience seriously.

“We are at a point where this man has a genuine shot at the presidency, besides having blown up a political party, undermined confidence in our political system, declared open season on journalists, and unleashed a river of racism and misogyny. Also, and I feel we’ve lost sight of this – he has really stupid hair!  It’s important to remember that.  It’s f****g hard to believe that there was a time when people thought a Trump presidency would be funny!”

If it’s any comfort to John, we all thought the birther buffoon was laughable We chuckled as his lacquered coiffure, escaped its bobby pins and flew at full mast. He was a joke.  We simply didn’t bargain on ‘The Joker’ whose capacity for evil hadn’t been fully tapped.  That’s why we all must vote – and this is the easy way to do it. If you often find yourself faced with a ballot that resembles nothing so much as a test for which you haven’t studied…VIEWMYBALLOT is good news for us all!  Just enter your location, and the plethora of unfamiliar issues on your ballot are explained.   You may then view the dog dressed as a walrus, with a clear conscience.

Please spread the word about VOTE MY BALLOT, to the right people of course. There isn’t much time!

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