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Have a Merry Zombie Christmas

zombie christmasZombies are everywhere. I am sick of zombies and vampires. I like Orcs though. And garden fairies. Did you know the exceptionally logical mind of Conan Doyle who wrote the Sherlock Holmes books not only believed garden fairies were real, but he took picture of them? That Issac Newton was really an alchemist who wanted to change lead into gold and Albert Einstein didn’t bathe and couldn’t keep it in his pants?

So perhaps I have been wrong about all these Tea Party Christians who believe in talking snakes, holy ghosts, water walking, and reanimation being nitwits, they may well all be geniuses.

If you are relatively intelligent with a fair education living in some small town in Middle American what is the first thing you do when you come of age? GET THE HELL OUT THERE. The crux of which is what’s left there. Not pretty. Well other than nice sunsets over corpofarms. And silo’s! I got laid in a silo once!