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Mexican Standoff in the Office, NRA Approved!

 

What fun!  This is the NRA answer to all our problems. EVERYONE always has a gun. Ted Nugent says he carries TWO at all times in case one misfires. He also says he never drank or did drugs because it would show down getting his guns out and acquire the proper defensive or offensive stance fast enough. We have all been there I am sure. Having to put our beer down, hand the joint to a friend, fumble with our holsters, get the safety off, kneel and getting a few rounds off before we topple over. At that SOB who spilled his drink on our shoes.