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Michael Grimm (R – NY) indicted 20 counts of tax evasion, Daily Show

“It’s a political witch hunt. We’re going to fight tooth and nail until I am fully exonerated. It’s a vendetta!” Republican Congressman Michael Grimm responding to 20 count FBI indictment.

michael grimm indicted tax evasionA vendetta from not only the evil United States government but from his once fellow employees at the FBI and from the even more evil United States IRS. Is the evil Negro led United States Justice Department also involved in this witch hunt. The good news is that the devils over at the United States Bureau of Land Management are not taking part, as yet.

And hey, Michael Grimm was a Marine and an FBI agent! So that right there should get him off the hook. Though I do wonder if he will throw any anyone off a balcony because of this?

Michael Grimm – 20 indictments for dummies stem from this:

The indictment covered mail and wire fraud charges and charges pertaining to false federal tax returns. At the heart of the indictment was an alleged “scheme” to hide sales and wages at his Upper East Side restaurant, Healthalicious, which he ran from 2007 to 2010 before entering Congress.

Prosecutors described a relatively simple scheme, where Grimm allegedly took cash from the register of his restaurant and used part of that to pay workers off the books. In doing so, he allegedly under-reported his revenue, “making over a million dollars simply disappear.”

Will we soon see Michael Grimm riding a horse across Staten Island waving a giant American flag with hundreds of armed Brooklyn Militias in camo cheering him on? Where’s Sean Hannity?