Mike Pence Tells Mrs Betty Bowers How He Pretends to be a Christian

Mike Pence Tells Mrs Betty Bowers How He Pretends to be a Christian

Mike Pence shares his top ten tricks for pretending to be a Christian with Mrs Betty Bowers, who is America’s Best Christian. Like Pence, many people enjoy being a Christian, but they just don’t like all the impossible things Jesus told them to do,like helping the sick and the poor. The Vice President and his ilk like to say they’re Christians while they ignore Jesus. There’s a word for that – it’s Pence. You’d better believe these ten tricks work; Pence has drummed just enough of them into Trump’s fat head to fool evangelicals into believing he’s one of them!

While it’s unusual for a Republican to give something away, Mike Pence gave these ten tips to Betty – with Mother close by, to share with everyone who aspires to look like a Christian too.