The security guard at Stephen Murdock’s apartment complex noticed that someone was in the workout room after the posted closing hours. On closer inspection, the guard saw – The Image, the vision which won’t soon been erased from his memory. Murdock, hiding behind some exercise equipment, was viewing prom on a laptop. His ensemble was truly eye catching. Murdock was decked out in a bustier, miniskirt, fishnet hose, and of course heels, as he hid in the darkened bastion of health and fitness.
Mini skirted 47-year-old Murdock was said by police to be sweating profusely, and talking rapidly, which leaves menopause out. A check of his bag, Gucci perhaps, rewarded police with a stash of marijuana, methamphetamine, and pipes. You know the rest. For Murdock’s sake, let’s hope the other prisoners in the holding cell were open minded to alternative lifestyles, and appreciated the effort it takes to hitch up and strap on all of that gear, not to mention how his feet must have been killing him. As Billy Crystal’s Fernando says ‘Tis more important to look good than to feeel good."
Mini Skirt and Bustier Wearing CA Man Busted For Drugs While Viewing Porn