Fact: Dumb people are happier than smart people and ignorance is bliss! I know it sounds cruel, but consider for a moment. After a full day of inexplicable frolic, the dim do not lie awake worrying whether or not they are fulfilling their potential. Nor do they lose sleep over 'what it's all about' or ponder their place in the cosmos. The spokesman for 'Minus IQ' knows stupid people will never change; but those with a few more IQ points can pare their own score down and become happier people in the bargain! Follow a deprogramming regimen, take your medication, and you may star in the next reality TV show!
Warning, some side-effects may occur: Intolerance to people of other races, differing sexual orientation, belief systems or 'smarty pants, brainiacs or readers' may manifest. Consult your doctor, who will reinforce your belief that 'those people' are just wrong and they are just using big words to impress you! P.S. Please do not correct my grammar or spelling. I'm just smart enough to be miserable, but certainly not a Pulitzer Prize winner in the making…Be gentle. ; )