Mitt Romney is Loose and Cool! Jimmy Fallonon August 27, 2012 at 7:44 am
Mitt sure can connect with the average Joe. With his 9 homes and car elevators. Especially with the 18 to 30 crowd who are living with their parents. Oh, and single women! Oops, sexually active single women. Who all need to put a pea tween their knees or suffer the consequences. You know what Jesus did with loose women. He invited them to travel with him… Hmmm… There were only two women in his life. One a whore and one who got pregnant from a toilet seat. Oops, there were no toilets back then. Let me adjust that. There were only two women in Jesus’ life, one was a whore and one get pregnant before she got married. I guess that was before he joined the NRA and the GOP.