Jimmy Kimmel asks tanned recluse Mitt Romney why he has emerged from the Mitt Cave to take on Donald Trump, and the answer may enchant you. It’s widely thought that a distressed Republican party establishment put Mitt back in the game. However, Romney’s story proves that all of that relatability training on the campaign trail is finally kicking in. Mitt’s son is said to have turned to him and asked what he will tell his grandchildren one day in the dystopian future, when they ask, ‘what did you do to stop Donald Trump, Grandpa Romney,Sir?’ Romney knew then, that the fate of the free world rested in his large but soft hands.
Romney – who was once endorsed by Trump, says he had not planned to become involved in the election. He’d probably like to have all of those photos of himself with Trump deleted as well. After listing Trump’s famous shenanigans, from mocking a reporter with a physical disability to saying John McCain is no war hero – and all of the dross in-between, Romney said the straw that broke the camel’s back was David Duke and the KKK endorsement.
Romney seems to feel that the way to turn people away from Trump – when his previous atrocities haven’t done it, lies in Trump’s tax return. It isn’t likely that Trump will hand over the information, although the other candidates have complied. We already have Trump’s assurance that it’s ‘beautiful’ what more do you want?.Romney claims Trump would be shown to be a phony if he revealed the information. Mitt speculates that either Trump’s amount paid in or his deductions aren’t right or it will show that “he isn’t giving money to the veterans he cares about so much in his speeches.”
Whew! I hope the GOP provided Mitt with asbestos knickers, because Trump’s indignant Twitter feed is going to heat up shortly.