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Morgan Freeman, Everyone Poops, Joseph Scales

morgan freeman poopsWhat a good impression of Morgan Freeman!  I hope Mr Scales uses his talent properly. A study not long ago found that men with deep voices get laid far more than the rest of us girly boys.  I wonder if there are any guys getting LOWER MY VOICE surgery since that report?  Is this covered in those HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS books? Do women buy more STATE FARM insurance than men?  Can Alvin ever get laid?