Nap Time:The Tantrum tamer for parents, pet owners, Obama?on June 11, 2012 at 6:37 am
Tantrums are tiresome and unnecessary; now they can be a thing of the past! ‘Nap Time” originally formulated for military use, is now within easy reach to bring you peace of mind. In the sixties, doctors prescribed ‘Mother’s Little Helpers’ which helped mom nap her way through the ‘terrible twos’ the ‘tiring threes’ the fearsome fours – and with any luck, she’d wake in time for senior graduation. There has been no relief for this generation until now – when the source of the noise can be sent to dreamland.
Uses for the product are not limited to childish tantrums and fractious pets. Think how much President Obama could have accomplished with strategically placed sprayers of ‘Nap Time.’ The product website www.whentheyjustwontshutup.com seems to be directed at fillibustering senators, obstructionist teabaggers and Republicans alike!