Nebraska native Sylvia Driskell has declared herself “Ambassador for God and Jesus Christ” in a federal lawsuit against all homosexual people on the planet for “breaking religious and moral laws.” Why LGBT equality is negatively impacting the life of the 66-year-old Nebraska woman is not known; but I suspect it may have something to do with the ‘war on Christianity’ that right-wing media and Republican presidential hopefuls dreamed up and are blaming on lib’rals and the gays.
Driskell was sufficiently fired up to pen a seven page petition to the U.S. Court in Omaha, in which she asks that a judge declare homosexuality a sin – for God and Jesus. If you are somewhat confused, hold on…Driskell makes some compelling arguments.Here, she contends”
“Homosexuality is a sin and that the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality, why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”
Case Closed.
That was good, but try to slither out of this logical slipknot, you nefarious LGBT sympathizers,
“If a child’s parents are gay, it’s likely the child will be gay.”
I am praying that a judge takes her up on it, just so I can hear this argument in court.
“As well also know that if a child is raised in a home of liars, and deceivers, and thieves that it’s reasonable to believe that child will grow up to be one of the three are all three.”
It is not clear whether Ms Driskell will remain the “Ambassador for God and Jesus Christ” after the lawsuit shakes out. If she retains the position, Driskell will be kept busy. No one has ever sufficiently settled the ‘meaning of life’ question, other than Monty Python, who took a good stab at it. Perhaps we can put that whole ‘man rode dinosaurs’ debate to rest at last.