Funny or Die is proud to present a new campaign commercial for Republican presidential candidate and brain surgeon Dr Ben Carson, featuring many of the patients in whose brains Carson has gone spelunking.
Carson’s sleepy eyes and mumbled criticism of those who failed to stop a speeding bullet, might lead one to think he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Don’t be fooled, he is a tool – who is allowed to cut into people’s brains! The man is a skilled neurosurgeon, which in some galaxy makes him qualified to lead the free world. We hope he finds that galaxy soon.
Enjoy the moving testimonies of those who can vouch that Ben Carson should be president, because he has the money, skills – and uh…Because the kids! .