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New Rules Bill Maher, Americans love their socialism, July 29 2011

The Ten Traditional American family Values

1)      Dueling
2)      Injun killin’
3)      Slavery
4)      Apartheid
5)      Woman ownin’
6)      Leech Bleeding
7)      Witch dunking
8)      Public hangings
9)      Child labor
10)    GUNS IN BARS!

The Five Basic Conservative Republican Values

1)      Hating Liberals!
2)      Caring about little other than themselves and their wallets.
3)      Demeaning minorities, immigrants and foreigners.
4)      Promoting the discrimination against homosexuals.
5)      Promoting the proliferation of handguns and assault rifles.

 The Five Human Values

1)      A secure job with a future that pays well enough to support a family.
2)      Affordable, accessible health care whether out of work, poor or already ill.
3)      A free education for our children also free of other people’s inclinations to the supernatural.
4)      Time off to spend with family members during critical times such as birth, sickness and death without getting fired.
5)      Neighborhoods free from gun-wielding lunatics.