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New Rules Bill Maher Lets Republicans REALLY have it, April 24, 2009

After a few weeks of piddling around with different formats, Bill Maher has returned to the old formula; Monologue, three guests and the best damn New Rules ever done. Lookout Kenny Loggins and Amy Winehouse!

While the vast majority of us worry about holding on to our jobs and homes, trying not to get sick, keeping our cars running, worried about the environment, wars and our standing in the world, the Republicans are mostly concerned with:

A rise of income taxes from 36% to 39% on the very wealthy two years from now.
The President doesn’t give well thought-out gifts to other leaders.
Michelle Obama’s shows way too much of her upper arms.
The President sometimes uses a teleprompter.
The President’s Birth Certificate is fake.
Climate Change is a socialist hoax.
Evolution is a communist hoax.
The President treats all other leaders politely.
Europeans like him! OH MY GOD!
And most importantly, one he missed, the cost of ammo! (primarily the police vest penetrating kind) as OUR TROOPS will soon need to be shot and killed rather than SUPPORTED.

And the kicker of course is that all this is not some little crazyass group of extremists but the once dominate Republican Party.