The question on everyone’s mind this election cycle is who is fatter, Mike Huckabee or Chris Chrisie? Since losing over 100 pounds leading up to his presidential run in 2008, Mike Huckabee gained most all of it back topping out at 318 not too long ago. Chris Christie recently had his stomach stapled and lost 85 pounds knocking his weight down to 320. But a family weigh in gives the Huckabee’s a big fat win.
Oh, did I mention the Huckabee family are END TIMERS? That they believe that Jesus is coming in our live time to start 6 billion people on fire and send them to Hell to be tortured for eternity? While giving stupid white people with guns a free ride. Such upbeat pleasant people…
I am not sure how Republican debate stages are constructed but with what looks like more than a dozen participants with some weighing over 300 pounds, I am sure they have plans to distribute the weight according to biblical science. Biblical Science. You can have it free! Much better than intelligent design.
You know the GOP has been raving about the great conservative victory across the Atlantic the other day. But you know most of our Republican candidates would be laughed right out of the running in Great Britain. The SILLY CANDIDATE sketch from Monty Python is too embedded in English culture to allow clowns in the race. Though I must say, Bam Bam Gippy John Bookcase Natnat Bigtoe Comfy Chair Fish Nit Nat Green Booger would have a good chance in Iowa.