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New Rules Bill Maher, STAND UP TO THE GUN NUTS! March 30 2012

The only uncensored political show on TV finally says what I have been saying for 20 years here. What the guns are for.

The hope, the dream, the prayer of someday getting the opportunity to shoot a black man (unarmed and in the back – see JOE HORN) absconding with your DVD player. In fact, since 2005 the laws have been changed by the NRA that you can now shoot unarmed people in the back in your neighbors yard and anywhere you else you want. Well as long as you SAY you felt scared. And one all gun nuts have in common is they are scared crapless…  

Great line Bill! But you had better amp up your security, the death threats will be coming hot and heavy. 

Hunters leave three thousand tons of lead bullets in America’s forests every year, poisoning 20 million birds, birds who will never know the joy of being blown to pieces by a miserable chinless f**kface. 

And my old blast from the past… 

The NRA Song

Guns are neat, Guns are sweet 
Guns the tool, what makes you cool.
Guns are fine, Guns are mine 
Guns are things, that Jesus brings!
Guns for loonies, Guns for cons 
Guns for Moonies, Guns for moms!
Guns are fun for everyone, buy them up by the ton. 
Guns for me, Guns for you, Guns for nuts and children too! 
Guns at home, Guns at work, Guns at play, Guns berserk!
Tons and tons of great big Guns, 
Are tons and tons of great big fun!
I’ve got Guns up my nose ‘tween my ears and by my toes. 
I’m no fool, I’m so cool, I take Guns to my school. 
I take Guns in my car, to the store and to the bar. 
I got Guns in a drawer, in my pocket and on the floor. 
I got Guns on the wall, behind the toilet and in the hall.
I got guns in my bed, one is growing from my head!
Get a Gun and get it fast, Gun-Gun shoot-shoot is a blast!