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New York Primaries – Trump ‘Wins’, Kasich Eats – Part 1 Samantha Bee

 New York Primaries - Trump 'Wins', Kasich Eats - Part 1  Samantha Bee

Donald Trump wowed New York  with his  ‘Winning’ speech,(it never gets old), and John Kasich condescended to the Jewish people, then went on an extended foodgasm, from which he looked up long enough to smack his lips and shout – “It’s like being so alive!”

There are times when John Kasich looks like the ‘good’ Republican candidate, but this trip to New York will remind you – there are no good ones.  Kasich is clearly having a ball, and is completely oblivious of the effect his crazy and not-at-all factual Jesus preach has on the Jewish people who politely listen.  As Sam says of Kasich’s fun trip; “That’s the upside of being the neglected tank between the party’s d*ck and a*******e.”

In part, Trump exhorts, “You say PLEASE! PLEASE! It’s too much winning, I can’t take it anymore! Mr. President, It’s too much, and I’ll say – no it isn’t!”  Sam will explain”Fifty Shades of Great” when she removes the scarf from her eyes, and composes herself a bit.    She may even mention the Primary.