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NFL Training Video, How not to murder people

nfl murdersSo if a NFL player decides not to use his 9mm in his equipment bag to kill someone, it is still bad form to use the 9mm he keeps in the waistband of his sweatpants. Or even the one he keeps in the glove box of his Escalade. Are all Escalades black?

But… I dunno… Since the Zimmerman acquittal if I were black I would have bought a gun yesterday to keep the creepy little wannabe cops from following me around. You do know that being followed by creepy white guys can scare a brother. And if a brother is scared he can shoot to kill. And what’s even better, as Zimmerman defense attorney O’Mara said the other day, a black would never even be charged with a crime.  But we do need to subsidize gun sales in the inner cities as not all Black men are in the NFL.