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Lawdie I’m having the vapors, get the smellin’ salts! We’ve returned to the 18th century when Fecal Lube Santorum or those of his ilk would be horse whipped for showing such great interest in the happenings under a ladiy’s skirt! That battle had yet to be fought and won by the ladies. We are not about to turn back the clock and cede that important and hard-won war.
Fecal Lube Santorum and his posse of prurient prudes have a message for the gentlemen too. No sex! If elected, Fecal Lube Santorum would make contraception illegal. He reasons that without contraception no one would have what he calls ‘libertine’ sex for fun. If using contraception is illegal. we presume someone will enforce the law – perhaps special anti-sex squads, and it follows that people will be prosecuted and jailed. Don’t tell Rick, but nothing is more enticing than the lure of the forbidden.