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No Room at the Bethlehem Inn FOD

This all brings to mind the similar unresolved issue of where in the Hell did all those people Cain go unto come from?  Like that one that no one even seems to try to resolve, who about helping me along with this one someone?

So we have a very young Jewish virgin who gets pregnant. A kindly elderly man marries the sullied girl no matter. So far so good… But how did she get pregnant with God seed exactly… Was God porking unmarried virgins? I thought that was against the rules? Or did he have a surrogate do it for him? Some  average yokel angel?  So where was this angel keeping God sperm?  In his hand? In his wings? How did it get into the virgin? Did God ever pay any child support? Who did Cain marry again? Who made Nod? The Nodians came from where? Or are we all children of incest? How did the North Pole get into this? Can elfs be Jewish? Saying HAPPY HOLIDAYS is inclusive. Saying MERRY CHRISTMAS is exclusive. It is the nature of the Beast.