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NRA cites Palin Effect, for growing number of pistol packin females

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What better role model for the 21st century post-apocalyptic girl than Sarah Palin and her purported interest in the NRA? Girl Scouts and Camp Fire Girls will need to offer advanced sniper and sharp shooter badges if they wish to keep up with the trend.

The NRA credits Sarah Palin with raising female enrollment by approximately 10,000 per year, mainly girls and teens. In my dim and foggy past,teen magazines pushed make-up trends, boyfriend tips, and fashion up-dates. Are we heading for a new Seventeen Magazine featuring articles such as "Choosing the cutest bag for your pistol, Plan a target practice themed P.J. party, or Romance at the firing range; should you out-shoot him, or let him win?"

Everyone needs a hobby, but the Obamas are pioneering home-brewed White House Ale. Please Note: Absolutely no taxpayer money is spent in the pursuit of this worthwhile hobby! Look for an alert from Mike Huckabee and Fox News next week about the White House alcoholism problem.

I attempted to make wine once long ago, from a very small kit given to us as a gift. The explosion was disproportionate in every way with the small endeavor, and I’m certain that purple stains still leach through the paint in that room. I wish the President much better luck with his ale, or they may require a new wing on the White House.