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The NRA is a mental issue

NRA is a mental issue

Teach your children well. Tell your kids as soon as they are grown enough to leave the house that if they see someone with a gun to immediately run home and let you know. That if they are in a friends home and they see a gun anywhere in it, to run home and let you know. A live child is not a thing to waste on unstable gun enthusiasts.

I am reminded of this one I wrote 25 years ago in response to some crazy gun nut in a forum:

The job interviewer asked each candidate on the list what they most liked doing with their free time:

Oh I have a green house and raise orchids.

I climb cliffs.

I do some skin diving.

I like to camp and go canoeing.

I fish on weekends.

I joined the astronomy club.

I buy as many guns as I can afford and spend all my free time with my children blowing the living crap out of whatever we can find.

Who ya gonna call?

Well, outside of Texas anyway…