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NRA passes law to Point Gun at Head Level, Onion


New Law Legalizes Brandishing Guns At Head Level (Season 1: Ep 9 on IFC)

If Rick Perry had offered up this law at the GOP debate the other night, I am sure he would have gotten a standing ovation. 

Reminds me of Ted Nugent’s reason for never drinking or doing drugs (yeah right). Because, you never know when you will need to instantly pull ONE of the loaded weapons you carry, and crouch into a "Defensive Attack" stance to shoot someone! REALLY.

How stupid is Ted Nugent?  He wrote a book called GUNS, GOD AND ROCK & ROLL a few years back where in the forward he screeches about Sara Brady’s LIE (who he says should be euthanized) that having a gun in the home increases the chances of people in that home being shot with that gun. In following chapters he then goes on to relate three stories where an unloaded gun in his house went off and through a few walls. Gosh…

About the only good thing I can say about George W Bush is that when Ted Nugent got kicked out of Michigan and bought a ranch down the street from his idol George W in West Texas – where they cut brush because there are no trees – that George sold the place and moved away from the crazy mf.