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OJ Simpson Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

This week OJ Simpson got angry in Las Vegas. He and and a few of his pistol wielding golf buddies burst into a hotel room screaming obscenities at several memorabilia  marketers. Eye witness reports along with an audio tape of the confrontation showed that Mr. Simpson stabbed no one 30 times nor slashed anyone’st throat even once. The man has made great progress controlling himself and no longer does stupid things, so let’s give the poor guy a break. Along with Rush Limbaugh who has already been nominated, OJ should be on the Nobel Peace Prize list. Hard choice for our Scandinavian friends, a reformed murderer or a rehabilitated morphine addict. Your call.