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Olbermann: Democrat Zombie Death Panels, No Brain, No Fear Test Your Survival Odds

A new talking point for the Far Out Right! Unlike most of their talking points, and reasons for fearing the worst, this time, scientists are involved in the research. Canadian researchers, who must be master grant writers, are studying how to combat zombies. They’re envisioning the parallels between zombie plagues and infectious diseases,the latter a sure result of the Obama health care plan for conservatives, and a whimsical possibiltiy for those who have no insurance and advocate the new plan in spite of United Healthcare’s generous funding of politicians and themselves.

Keith is joined by Max Brooks, author of 38 books on the undead, and author of the ‘Zombie Survival Guide,’ due out soon. The pathetic and true point Brooks makes is that as absurd as this is, he is certain that if Limbaugh and his ilk
push this nefarious plot by the Democrats, it’s only a short time before we hear of Democrats setting up war rooms, with websites to instruct their zombies. This can’t get off of the ground without Limbaugh, so keep an ear and a shot-gun
cocked…just in case. As you’re aware, they’ve spread more bizarre things which have been received as if they were the very tablets delivered by Moses himself.

If zombies truly existed, they would cause the collapse of civilization. Civilization is a dubious name for the place and times in which we live, but it can break down much further I’m assured. Fortunately many in the far right have been amply prepared for this very thing. Naturally the implosion of society
follows something they’ve been preparing for low these many years. Civilians will finally get to use the rations they’ve stocked, as well as the armories of guns and ammo! It’s a Republican wet dream. Watch, and see if perhaps Sarah Palin isn’t already aware, else why would she attend Zombie Days, not a peach festival, a sausage fest, a Furrie convention, the Annual Oyster STampede in Grays Harbor, or a Red Hat lady get together…nope, she found and attended a Zombie Days Weekend.

Brooks doesn’t address the possibility that they shoot back, or first! Dick Cheney shot a perfectly nice non-zombie – who went so far as to apologize for his face being in the outdoors where Cheney might hit him. Let’s hope those Canadian researchers are well funded! Test your possible survival odds against
the zombies, and other great information!