Make way all ye sexual Libertines! Scatter you perverts, polygamists and incestuous practitioners of bestiality – for Rick Santorum is on a roll! Psst…Porn on your computer? He’s after it. Are you using birth control? Uh OH…Santorum will see about that! Elect Santorum, he may not qualify for President but he will make sure you walk the straight and narrow, and that’s where we want the government sticking it’s collective nose – right?
You know, the Freedom and Liberty Party!
You may be familiar with Santorum’s plan to ‘wean’ African American people from the Welfare rolls and from state aid of all kinds. What you don’t know is that he thinks he will be ousting the ‘majority’ of people who are on aid… He did not give us his citation for those figures.
However, if you feel this is the case, prepare yourself for a very big surprise, especially if you receive any kind of check which bears federal or state seal.
Insider tip: The name Santorum proceeded the meaning which is now affixed to it, not vice versa,
so be sure to google Santorum often!