Gold and gleaming like the reflection from Rick Perry’s picture perfect hair, and well deserved! Word to the wise Rick, grab the insanity defense right now, say hair spray killed valuable brain cells over the years. How else to explain his serious consideration of State Rep. Cynthia Dunbar R, TX, opponent of public education – as………….. Ta Dah! Chair of the state board of education of course! Watch in wonder and disbelief as Keith runs down the list of her unique qualifications for this job, and other extreme beliefs she brings to her work. One seemingly odd belief pertaining to this job is that she considers public education unconstitutional and believes that public schools should be abolished, gee, where to start? More on Cynthia Dunbar.
Silver: Hamid Karzai President of Afghanistan is such a marshmallow! Women have remained sequestered for the most part, and change back to the relative freedoms they once knew are slow. That lil’ darlin’ is flat out coddling those women now. Of course, the world knows that they have watched their sisters being slaughtered and raped for years by Taliban, and before them other invaders, the fairly recent decision that it was a ‘right’ for husbands to rape wives was
not a popular one with – the women. In an unexpected and unpopular announcement with many men today, he declared no more rape! Men will still have options. See Worst Persons in the world, to learn what a husband can do with a wife he
deems to be disobeying, though it will be a little tougher to enforce.
Bronze: Balmy Steve Ballmer, Chairman of Microsoft, eccentric kazillionaire, and as we see today, visionary! Speaking at the North Carolina Technical Association
Conference, where bootleg copies of the new Star Trek were swapped, as were rollicking adventures and quests in World of Warcraft and Everquest. Ballmer set their hearts aflutter with the changes he swears we’ll see in personal computing
in just ten short years! Watch Keith describe these wonders, for they are truly something to ponder while you’re re-booting – yet again.