Gold: Amber Hahn, the ‘average concerned parent who appeared on Fox & Friends during Scott Walker’s teacher’s union debacle has just come close to killing herself, her children, and any other unfortunates on the road that night. You remember Hahn, She spoke to the regular folks about the evils of teaching the history of labor unions in schools. The concerned mom ploy turns out to be less truthful than Christine McDonnell’s ad stating "I’m not a witch, I’m you!" I mean really, who could have known the child-endangering alcoholic had long been on the Republican payroll – with the exception of Fox & Friends, of course.
Silver: Lt Gov. Peter Kinder of Missouri is a penny pincher, and has been known to pinch Penthouse Pet and bartender Tammy Chapman, who works where every night is a pants-less party! Kinder, who lives in staggeringly extravagant style – at the cost of the Republican Party, has the Teabaggers convinced that he’s ‘just folks’ don’t ya know. You can’t pull the wool over the salt of the earth Teabaggers.
Bronze: Yo Ho! Bronze winners include anyone and everyone who objected to Keith Olbermann reading Rupert Murdoch quotations in a pirate voice. The upshot is so ironic as to only be possible in fact. You can’t make this briney muck up, in the way that Fox regularly does their alleged news reports.