Worst: Steve King (R-Iowa) King gave a stirring speech at CPAC about freedom and liberty, and how he defies the powers that be (Nancy Pelosi) by using his little bag of black market light bulbs! What a thrill it is when a bulb goes out and he is able to strike a blow for freedom from his stash of special bulbs! Methinks King has been fighting this battle so long that he isn’t aware the war has ended.
Worser: Lamar Smith (R-Texas) is quite the wheeler/dealer! In his humble position serving the people, Smith has enriched himself and others who are involved in counter-terrorism via predator drones, and in making exceptionally well-timed investments! It will be disappointing if Smith comes out of a series of public investigations still feeling warm and fuzzy about the phrase ‘blind trust.’
Worse: Ann Coulter. Everyone has a doppelganger and if she is superstitious – as most witches are, Ann Coulter would do well to avoid meeting Wayne Flower’s smart talking dummy ‘Madame.’ In Madam’s defense, I should point out that the two resemble one another only in looks, and in the fact that someone’s hand is up their skirt making them talk. Madame is one brainy so-called ‘dummy.’
Anne did provide comic relief at CPAC. The woman who represents the party of the endless clown car zinged Obama by lamenting that Democrats were ‘stuck with Flavor Flav in the White House’ rather than a right wing writer. Hip reference Annie. Flav was a founding member of Public Enemy in the early 1980′s along with Chuck D. I’ll Bet all of the Republicans got that one! Coultergeist owes Flav an apology. Should he reprise his early act, wearing huge clocks around his neck, and other early hip hop regalia, he would be more dignified than the Republican clown who is pushed out of the peddle car each week, as the frontrunner! Flav makes a lot more sense that Herman Cain!