Lyin’ Eyes: Gloria Cain. It doesn’t take a body language expert to zero in on Gloria Cain’s rolling truth-o-meters! Skip the lie detector, just ask her about sweet daddy Cain’s pizza and watch her reaction. Ironically the next story attempts to sell us on how nutritious the vile tasting stuff is when viewed by budget slashing Republicans.
Evil Budgetier: Congressman Hal Rogers (KY-R) Also known as "The Prince of Pork." Quite naturally he chairs the House Appropriations Committee. Your kids will be ecstatic when they learn that broccoli and green beans are possibly less nutritious than the ‘vegetable’ AKA the thinly spread tomato sauce – found only if looking closely at a frozen pizza. You’ll be thrilled to contribute broccoli money to the tens of millions Rogers funnels into his district regularly.
Tantrum Throwing Bill O’Reilly: The only thing worse than Loofah Boy’s temper is his total lack of veracity, followed closely by his inability to admit he’s screwed up and been caught dead to rights. Catch him "Killing Lincoln" at a book signing in the prestigious whoopee cushion and itching powder section of the Ford Theater Gift Shop