ONION: Hot sexy Romney’s numbers surge after prostitute reveals paying HIM

 

 

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s sinking approval ratings unexpectedly skyrocketed this week. Prostitute Jasmine James revealed that she – a professional, paid him to sleep with her, not the other way around!  Other women, now feeling safe in revealing their attraction to Romney now enthuse about Romney’s ‘raw palpable sexual charisma.’     “Rawrrrr!”

Onion: Hot sexy Romney's numbers surge after prostitute reveals she paid HIM