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ONION: Morbid curiosity leading voters to elect Palin in 2012


Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin

Just when we thought Sarah Palin’s star was on the wane and her aspirations for the 2012 election a lost cause, a new poll should give her and her Twitterpals renewed hope!

A full 62% of voters polled sheepishly admitted (under anonymity) that while they don’t like or trust the former half-term Governor and horrific McCain running mate, they are drawn to see what would happen if she did win. The best way to describe it is why people go to NASCAR races – you wish it hadn’t happened, you don’t want to look, but you’re inexorably drawn to peek. Away from the track it’s called "Rubbernecking".