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Onion News: GOP draft choice more unwilling to serve than Chris Christie

The new darling of the GOP Mike Brant, isn’t unwilling to run in a ‘Newt Gingrich – Mike Huckabee’ kind of way, Brant means it, he’s truly not interested in running and is apathetic toward politics in general.

In a rare burst of insight, some GOP/Teabaggers realize that anyone who is anxious to run on the GOP ticket is undoubtedly corrupt already, and few are less willing and anxious than Mike Brant.