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ONION: Paul Ryan Reminds Homeless, Hungry…You Did This To Yourselves!

ONION NEWS: Paul Ryan reminds homeless, hungry 'You did this to your lazy selves!"   It's not my job to fix your problems...Takers!

Paul Ryan continues the mission which heĀ  demonstrated in this clip from the final day of the campaign. In the clip he is doing what he loves best, moving among America’s downtrodden and homeless. Ryan – with a nod to patron saint Ayn Rand,reminds those unfortunates that there are ‘makers’ and there are ‘takers.’ They – as takers, can expect that everything bad in their lives is their own fault, and that it is NOT his job to help them. Nor does he wish to pose with dirty pots and pans – get them out of here and bring back some clean ones! For a mere $12.95 one can order Paul Ryan’s Affirmations. In it you will hear such standards as “You didn’t pay for any of this,” and “Lazy!Lazy!Lazy!”