Former V.P. Dick Cheney celebrates the 10th anniversary of the Iraq war – with sadness. In a rare, candid interview, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted he regrets that he couldn’t produce more casualties in the decade-long conflict. Sure, he engineered the entire mess with invisible WMD’s, and made another fortune through war profiteering, and that wasn’t the best of it! While holding the puppet strings attached to Dubya, Cheney killed an astonishing number of people – non-combatants, soldiers and even Americans taking showers engineered by his company! And we cannot forget war crimes. He sailed by in the United States with grumpy intimidation, but our Canadian neighbors weren’t so forgiving. In March of 2012, Cheney had to cancel a speaking engagement in Toronto. Many activists have drawn attention to Canada’s Crimes Against Humanity and War Crimes Act which renders Cheney inadmissible to Canada. Activists say this is a victory for the rule of law.
Today he is a haunted man. While his fracking operations are devastating families and land in the U.S., he is tormented by the thought that there is still so much he could have done to so many in Iraq. Happy Dick-A-Versity Mr. Cheney.