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Onion Video: PR firm suggests Alabama be removed from the United States

alabama leaves USI am sure you are thinking the same 10 things as I am thinking…. What about Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and Virginia?

But you thought there were 13 confederate states! After all, there are 13 stars on the confederate flag. Missouri and Kentucky though in the Union had “exile governments” in Richmond Virgina so were counted by the Confederacy as Confederate states. But to compensate we could add Idaho and Arizona to make it all add up.
Let them go if the want.  All the smart people and good looking women will leave, we can then fence them all off and if we need some kudzu or okra, just just ask them nicely.