Onion week in review: Florida 600 lever voting machine, Sept 24, 2012

Onion week in reviewDid they forget to mention that the machine came from Republicans? What was that about the Scientologist guy? He molested 400 aliens? Or ghosts?  I’m sticking up for Scientology these days. As far as theology goes it sure beats the pants off of Mormons! And I don’t think they have people living inside of fishes, or talking snakes, or walking on water… Changing water into LSD maybe…