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Onion Week in Review, Mila Kunis is Ugly

mila kunis uglyMila Kunis is a dog! This should be a lesson to all you ladies. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MAKEUP. Or even out on your patio. Or God forbid the beach or poolside.

 DO NOT JOG IN PUBLIC! Get a treadmill in a windowless room.  If you need milk in a hurry, put a bag over your head.

And why do the ladies spend all that time putting on makeup and finding the right accessories?  It’s crazy.

It’s because men require it.