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Oral Sex, Secret Affair Both End When Secretary Accidently Bites Bosses Penis Off

The dangers of an affair between a married woman and her boss are many, and may lead to further excitement or total disaster in the work place, but almost never this drastic of a debacle!

A 30 year old woman and her boss were enjoying a romantic tryst after work, in the car near a public park in Singapore. In a fluke of disastrous proportions, a reversing van collided with their parked car. The violent impact caused the woman to bite down and sever her lover’s penis. While you are wincing,it gets worse, if you can imagine. Unknown to either, they had been followed to the park, and were being watched as it happened! It seems that the woman’s husband had become suspicious of those late hours, and hired a detective who got all of the evidence he needed that very afternoon.

According to the detective:
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said. Fortunately, the investigator called for an ambulance, which took the injured man to the hospital, with the woman following her lover carrying the missing part of his manhood. It was not said whether they were able to make him whole surgically.

If she was in line for a raise, I’m guessing that deal is off, even now when she’ll need it most, after her divorce. Love hurts, but her boss/lover may not want a daily reminder of just how much.
Apologies, we like to include photos, but could find no one willing to perform a re-enactment.
Oral Sex, Secret Affair Both End When Secretary Accidently Bites Bosses Penis Off

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