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Own The Many Faces of Ted Cruz – Funny or Die

  Own - The Many Faces of Ted Cruz  -  Funny or Die

As a professional political observer, I’ve had occasion to wonder if Ted Cruz knows he’s making those crazy faces. The answer is a resounding Yes!  It’s not just part of his charm, it’s his strategy. You see, Ted Cruz  doesn’t just make points, he makes a face after every point he makes, that’s what makes him such a powerful debater.  Watch and see. In this video, you’ll recognize familiar faces such as:  the ‘Reagan,’ the ‘Stubbed Toe, the ‘I’m A Little Stinker,’ the ‘Reagan,’ the ‘Triumphant Quipper,’ the ‘Duuuhhooo!!!!’ – and too many of your favorites to list!

I know what you’re thinking. It sounds great, but what if I’m not blessed with rubber face, a smarmy demeanor and an assortment of features that work independently of one another?  Don’t despair, Ted is going to show you how to make the faces that make your words memorable too.  Just send a small love donation, Ted Cruz will send you the set of ‘How-to’ videos that will soon have you punctuating all of your points with Ted’s face!

Disclaimer:The two faces used behind Donald Trump’s back not included.     

Available on Beta and VHS