True Believers on The Right

Late in January, 100,000 people participated in a peace rally on the Mall in Washington DC. This week the estimate was only 20,000 but with the added fun of a loud, vocal counter demonstrations to "protect our hollowed ground" and "our historic monuments" from pinko seditious criminals. Not only were these fine conservative Republicans screaming…

James Dobson – America’s Top Ayatollah

Jerry Falwell has that bit of Bozo about him, Pat Robertson we can see more than a bit of senile insanity and Ralph Reed got caught up in the Abramoff Affair which as we always suspected, proved him a crook ripping of Indians. None of  this has been lost on Dr. James Dobson. From his…

Al Gore’s Night Out

Just a few weeks ago the most hated Dixie Chicks sweep the Grammy’s. I could feel the wingnut’s blood pressures rising, see their faces turning purple and hear the clicks of lock and loading. Now with a liberal sweep of the Oscars, I am concerned with the mental health of our conservative friends. Right-wing radio…

Letter to a Fatass Nation

We can quickly define many other countries; Italy is so romantic, the Germans are beerly regimented, the French are soft and snotty and the British are… Fish & chipsie. The growing view of America is that we are a violent egomaniacal bank, but FATASS is understood as the vernacular. The physical size of our asses…

Letter to a Dumbass Nation

Sometimes a small innocuous article on page 17 of section 2 can jump off the page and mess you up. That was the case today when I read a little NYTs story syndicated in The Houston Chronicle. Seems an ill informed Arkansas state legislator (a Democrat) thought to designate January 29th as Thomas Paine Day.…

Nobel Peace Prize Goes To… RUSH LIMBAUGH!

February 1, 2007 Professor Ole Danbolt Mjos, Chairman, Norwegian Nobel Institute Henrik Ibsens Gate 51, NO-0255, Oslo, Norway Dear Dr. Mjos: Landmark Legal Foundation herewith submits the name of Rush Limbaugh as an unsolicited nomination for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. We are offering this nomination for Mr. Limbaugh’s nearly two decades of tireless efforts…

On the Ground

Forget the political ideology, the oil, the money and the all the sorryass excuses for starting this debacle in Iraq, just look at the ground. The article below beat out a few others with much the same stories but lower “kill numbers”; one right after another, day in and day out. This one really takes…

Lame Duck

Lame Duck  What the Christian Corporate Media calls Sectarian Violence is in reality the same Religious Violence that has been going on in the name of God for millennia. This guy is such a class A lamer it’s often quite hard to pen anything specific about him without rambling on forever regarding every dumbass thing…

William Kristol – In Need of Comeuppance

All over the talking head circuit William Kristol has been the most ubiquitous media propagandist for this war. He was one of those who designed it in the 1990’s, promoted it to Bush when he moved into the Whitehouse, helped initiate it with his lies of WMDs and 911 connections, and now he is the…

Hang ’em Right

Mass Murderer Saddam Hussein went to the noose calmly, bravely and dignified while those carrying it out acted like a gang of Naziboys in black hoods. As soon as the video was released the Right-wing airways sang in unison that reporting the execution in a negative manner proved the liberal bias of the media, and…