Todd Tiahrt and the Ban on D.C. Needle Exchange

Here is one of those stories that defines not only the black hearts of conservatives but that their intellectual capacity is a step below pea gravel. Washington DC has been at the mercy of Congress for centuries, they have no representation and they are taxed! Why they are not all dumping bales of tea into…

Guns in Bars, no joke in Texas anymore!

I wrote this little ditty about 15 years ago. Making the GUNS IN BARS the crux of the joke. Now down here in Dumbass, Governor Perry is pushing this insanity which the Texas Legislature is bound to pass. Soon drunken crazyass 21 year olds and even drunker nastyass 60 year olds can shoot it out…

Parents Get 2 years for Beer Party

George and Elisa Kelly made a birthday party for their 16 year old son at their home. They made a deal with the party goers that they would supply beer if they all spent the night. The Kelly’s then collected all car keys and everyone stayed at their home and there was no trouble. Today…

Gay Bomb

Washington – The latest revelations on the USS government’s attempts to build a “Gay bomb” that would turn the enemy into homosexuals have surfaced, indicating that an entire battalion of Marines may have been exposed to a prototype of the weapon. The Marine Corps Inspector General, Horace D. Himmel, stated in a brief news conference…

The Rule of Law My Ass – Immigration

The conservative spin on forcibly rounding up and deporting 12 million people of one ethnicity – a larger project than Nazi Germany’s round up of Jews in the 1930’s – is defended by invoking the Rule of Law. Beware, whether it be BJs, deportation or peeking in your window, whenever you hear them invoke the…

Senate Foils Immigration Bill

They needed 60 votes and they got 45. The good news is this pile of xenophobic crap is now off the table until the Democrats have control of Congress and the White House, which will add the missing degree of reason that is needed to settle this issue. Even better news is that now our…