Jun13

Lewis Black Back in Black, twisted technology, Google Glass, XBOX ONE and Avatars

by rackjite on June 13, 2013 at 7:03 am
Posted In: TechWit
lewis black back

Lewis Black Back in Black. Masturbating to Jellyfish at the aquarium? No porn with Google Glass?  I bet it will be about 10 minutes before someone finds a way around that once it becomes viable. The Germans call the new XBOX ONE with the Kincet motion sensor a twisted nightmare?  Well, they know their twisted nightmares. And of course thank ...

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Jun13

Taylor Chapman Ugly American going to Fox News? Dunkin Donut Video

by rackjite on June 13, 2013 at 7:01 am
Posted In: Politics
taylor chapman

Here it is, everything that is wrong with America. Or perhaps the human race. All this angst, foul language, bigotry, racism, and abject ugliness all for the lack of a 2 inch wide receipt. Amazing.  And this woman is a PR person for a tech company! Nanonitting numbnuts!  We all know people who fall in this ...

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Jun13

Statue of Liberty denied immigration papers

by rackjite on June 13, 2013 at 6:50 am
Posted In: Bad Girls
statue of liberty denied immigration

Statue of Liberty is no American. Damn Foreigner!  And from France! And green like a frog!  From a country with universal health care instead of guns!  That my friend is SOCIALISM!

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Jun13

US Military best sexual harassment in the world, Onion Review June 2013

by rackjite on June 13, 2013 at 6:49 am
Posted In: Bad Boys
Onion week in review

We're number one! We're Number one!  We're number one!  Put the ladies in burkas.  Segregate the ladies into Amazon Squads who all carry lock cutters. Put salt peter in the PX beer.

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Jun13

Slow Jam the News With Jimmy Fallon & Chris Christie About Special Election

by Newscat on June 13, 2013 at 6:00 am
Posted In: Politics
Slow Jam the News With Chris Christie Jimmy Fallon

  Ahhh Yaaaah..."Chris Christie's about to give New Jersey a huge election, and he's puttin' it in the hands of the people." This election is hugely important and when Chris Christie lays out the reasons, it's hard to argue with his logic and a sloooow jam.

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Jun13

Hannity the Hypocrite Busted in Major Flip Flop (From 2006 to Now) on NSA Surveillance

by Newscat on June 13, 2013 at 6:00 am
Posted In: GOP ROT
Hypocrite Hannity

Hannity's opinions on NSA surveillance differ depending on who the President is at the time. How confusing this all must be for Hannity's loyal viewers - assuming they were paying attention in 2006 when he first opined hotly on the topic. Hannity recently warned viewers that Big Brother is monitoring their every move, be it online ...

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Jun12

Plan B contraception pill not for old farts, Toles Cartoon

by rackjite on June 12, 2013 at 7:05 am
Posted In: Religious Truthiness
plan B toles

Plan B contraception pill is not for people over 50, but it is an important issue for the growing demographic of the young, single women and Hispanics. So where are the old White Republican morons on this.  Are the sleeping?  Somebody give them a shake.  We need some GOP crazies to speak up  to offset ...

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Jun12

Daily Show Al Madrigal, animal rights whistle blowing

by rackjite on June 12, 2013 at 7:00 am
Posted In: GOP ROT
al madrigal animal rights

Thank you Al Madrigal for finding  the answer as to what to do with the Republican Base, the Tea Party, the Christian Right, Lindsey Graham and Bill O'Reilly. HIT EM WITH A WRENCH!

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Jun12

Daily Show John Oliver skewers Lindsey Graham on NSA and NRA

by rackjite on June 12, 2013 at 6:58 am
Posted In: GOP ROT
Lindsey graham NRA wonk

What a good point! Here! Hear! It's all fine and well to take down the number of everyone's phone but a horrible breach of privacy to do background checks on buying assault rifles. It's downright crazy shit.  From crazy people. "Those who really really want a gun are the very ones who should really really not ...

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Jun12

Daily Show, John Oliver NSA, Bill O’Reilly and Trixie

by rackjite on June 12, 2013 at 6:55 am
Posted In: Bad Boys
bill o

A reminder.  We already had this Bill O'Reilly scenario play out some years back WITHOUT any information from the NSA. Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter was found to be cavorting with prostitutes in diapers on many occasions. He admitted it publicly with his dutiful Republican wife present, and won state wide reelection in Louisiana by 20 ...

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Jun12

Stephen Colbert PRISM, Obama is not my real president!

by rackjite on June 12, 2013 at 6:50 am
Posted In: Politics
colbert obama

Well the number one job of the president is national security and keeping us safe. There is also something to be said in all this NSA business about Michael Moore and Glenn Beck in agreement. Sorry that I  just can't get excited about this. After all,  on Facebook a billion people volunteer far far FAR ...

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