Lady President 2020. Must be hot but not too hot

Lady President 2020. Must be hot but not too hot

This is great! Lady President and Vice president in 2020 who are hot enough for most men to want to have sex with but not so hot that anyone thinks that is what got them to the top of the game. So between the top contenders today Sens. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, Kirsten Gillibrand of…

The Big Gun Store Ad, Chelsea Handler

The Big Gun Store Ad, Chelsea Handler

I spent many hours driving around with one of them there damn foreigners in my car helping them push their products to my customers. All day in the car, breakfast, lunch, dinner and shared motel rooms led to a lot of talking. [All of them could speak several languages fluently.] Mostly they were from Sweden,…

Ted Cruz Likes Stepmom Porn – Jimmy Kimmel

Ted Cruz Likes Stepmom Porn - Jimmy Kimmel

Mysteriously,Ted Cruz’s official Twitter account ‘liked’ a hardcore video early Monday morning. Appropriately for the family values Senator, the like was for ‘Stepmom Porn.’ Senator Cruz claimed that it’s possible that an aide with access to his account was responsible, and that it certainly happened inadvertently. Without so much as a mild rebuke, Cruz said…

Betsy DeVos, A pop up and cursive education

Betsy DeVos, A pop up and cursive education

First off this brings up an issue I had not thought about before. With the coming death of cursive, how will we be signing our names? Betsy DeVos along with Jeff Sessions, Tom Price, Ben Carson, Rick Perry and Scott Pruitt are Trump’s Six Horseman of the Apocalypse to the posts they command.  All hardcore…

Trump Responds to Hurricane Irma, Bannon the Bossy Wing Man – Seth Meyers

Trump Responds to Hurricane Irma, Bannon the Bossy Wing Man - Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers takes ‘a closer look’ at how ‘precident’ Trump is dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Irma. Trump lauded first responders in his fashion, declaring that the Coast Guard “really improved their brand” during the disaster. From a very safe distance, Captain Underpants then criticized the media for relative cowardice. Judge for yourself, from…

Vicente Fox for President!

Vicente Fox for President!

You gotta watch this to the end to get to the hats part. But you’re a Mexican! Well if Donald Trump can become president that means anyone can! If they ever do a Mt Rushmore for shitty presidents it will just be your bloated orange head, four times. Vote for Vicente for presidente. He cannot…