This is great! Lady President and Vice president in 2020 who are hot enough for most men to want to have sex with but not so hot that anyone thinks that is what got them to the top of the game. So between the top contenders today Sens. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, Kirsten Gillibrand of…
I spent many hours driving around with one of them there damn foreigners in my car helping them push their products to my customers. All day in the car, breakfast, lunch, dinner and shared motel rooms led to a lot of talking. [All of them could speak several languages fluently.] Mostly they were from Sweden,…
We find that the Miss America contestants are smarter and have better answers than President Trump. Could this mean that The Donald did not bust into pageant dressing rooms for the titillation but rather he was just trying to learn something from smart girls?
Even Stephen King could not come up with more horrifying fictional characters than Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon. Been hearing Omarosa Manigault is next on General Kelly’s dump list, hopefully soon followed by Stephen Miller and then The Donald his ownself. K Kelly also kept sociopath Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke from taking a position in…
Mysteriously,Ted Cruz’s official Twitter account ‘liked’ a hardcore video early Monday morning. Appropriately for the family values Senator, the like was for ‘Stepmom Porn.’ Senator Cruz claimed that it’s possible that an aide with access to his account was responsible, and that it certainly happened inadvertently. Without so much as a mild rebuke, Cruz said…
Could Ben Carson be the next wave of devastation to hit storm tossed hurricane victims? Seth Meyers devotes ‘The Check In’ to HUD, currently operating under the snoozy steerage of Ben Carson. Carson is a natural Trump pick; he neither believes in housing regulations nor in the fair housing act. Subsequent budget cuts could well…
I would advise God to save his rain of frogs and swarms of locusts for any Water Pharaohs of the future. Has God lost track of what “conservative” means? It means those who they will not change. In fact it’s a human thing, YOU gonna change on 40 round magazines, a woman’s right to choose…
Steve Bannon, hero or schmuck? Even considering all the horrid baggage this man carries, the hero of the Alt Right, of Neo Nazis, of the Klan, of White Supremacists, of Russia and Trump, but does not his war to utterly destroy the Republican Party make him a hero to the Democratic Party? Ah, when politics…
“I think that the white supremacist issue, it was very obvious that it was a terrorist attack,” she said. “And I think that President Donald Trump should’ve made a statement earlier addressing the fact, and in making sure all Americans feel safe in this country. That is the No. 1 issue right now.” Miss Texas,…
Though the word MOMENTS is the key here I still think they got the top three wrong. It should be: Elvis Hound Dog. The white boy who took black jump blues mainstream to dominate music for a generation. Dylan Maggie’s Farm Newport 65, moved not only folk into creative instrumentation and rock, but changed the…
First off this brings up an issue I had not thought about before. With the coming death of cursive, how will we be signing our names? Betsy DeVos along with Jeff Sessions, Tom Price, Ben Carson, Rick Perry and Scott Pruitt are Trump’s Six Horseman of the Apocalypse to the posts they command. All hardcore…
There is indeed too much hype in hurricane coverage. 24/7 of putting hysterical fear into the souls of so many women that their husbands have to hide in the garage with no TV to get away from it. And even then comes the screaming in the garage door that we are all as good as…
Seth Meyers takes ‘a closer look’ at how ‘precident’ Trump is dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Irma. Trump lauded first responders in his fashion, declaring that the Coast Guard “really improved their brand” during the disaster. From a very safe distance, Captain Underpants then criticized the media for relative cowardice. Judge for yourself, from…
Keith Olbermann briefly recalls 9/11, and talks about the ways in which our healing nation has come to observe that day. Keith asks only one question, I’ll paraphrase. In an age where social media has eclipsed all other means of communication, where was Trump? On his first 9/11 in office, marathon tweet-pooper Donald Trump –…
You gotta watch this to the end to get to the hats part. But you’re a Mexican! Well if Donald Trump can become president that means anyone can! If they ever do a Mt Rushmore for shitty presidents it will just be your bloated orange head, four times. Vote for Vicente for presidente. He cannot…