Aasif Mandvi, No Foreign Religious Law allowed in Alabama

What in the world has the power to turn people into murderers and morons?  I don’t know, make something up. 72% of Alabamians voted to keep foreign religious laws out of their state and out of their legal system. Ignoring the elephant in the room that both the Old Testament and the New Testament are…

Larry Wilmore, Bill Cosby did it!

Are the 35 women stepping up to say Bill Cosby either tried or did drug and rape them all lying? Wait! It could be that there are only 34 so far which changes everything. The Nightly Show tonight discussed why so many people refuse to believe Bill Cosby did what he did. Is it because…

Ted Cruz not ready for prime time SOTU

Ted Cruz not being ready for prime time aside, I haven’t heard so many outright lies from anyone in one pop since I stopped listening to Rush Limbaugh a decade ago. Perhaps the best example of how Right-wing evangelicals, or what we now call the Republican Base, can turn numbers into crap is Ted Cruz…

Conservative Utah Gives Homes to Homeless

Why is conservative Utah just giving homes to homeless people? It is such a liberal sounding idea that it brings an image of Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas morning to mind, but by doing the right thing, Utah is saving piles of money and helping people too. Utah deserves major kudos for going against the rank…

Dover Police Dashcam with Taylor Swift

This Dover policeman’s dash-cam video has gone viral. Maybe he forgot about the camera, or maybe he just didn’t care what the officers saw when they reviewed it. I’m just glad we got to see what this officer is like when he believes no one is watching. In recent months there have been so many…

Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore premier

The Oscar nominations are out and they are so white, a grand jury has refused to indict them. The first words out of the box did not get much airplay this morning. What did get the media attention is that even black Larry Wilmore dissed the most hated man in America Al Sharpton, “Can’t we…

American Sniper, Cowards and Michael Moore

“My dad always said, ‘Snipers are cowards, they don’t believe in a fair fight, like someone coming up from behind you and coldcocking you, it just isn’t right, it’s cowardly to shoot a person in the back, only a coward will shoot someone who can’t shoot back.’ My dad was in the First Marine Division in…

Jon Stewart interview with pussy stroking Mike Huckabee

If you are old enough to remember William Jennings Bryant, or at least have seen the movie Inherit the Wind, then you will know that Mike Huckabee is the second coming of Mr Bryant. The Christian fundamentalist populist up from poverty to preacher, to politics, to running for president with the infallibility of the Bible…

Matthew Brady on the stand Inherit the Wind

I suppose I should apologize for this scene from Inherit the Wind being a cell phone video, but the real scene was removed for copyright issues long ago. What is so unique about this is that it spans 90 years with no change. The actual Scopes Monkey Trail against evolution was in 1925 starring Christian…

Whip Steve Scalise Pals Around With David Duke

Racist and Congressman Steve Scalise will soon return to the hot seat.  Scalise – the majority whip, owes the respite and opportunity to cool his britches, to the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo, which drew attention away from Scalise – just when things were heating up for him. Before the Charlie Hebdo attack, Scalise was…

Jimmy Kimmel Lie Witness News: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

  Jimmy Kimmel honors Dr. Martin Luther King with his Lie Witness News segment tonight.  In his random interview segment, Jimmy learns that people aren’t as aware of the man behind the initials ‘MLK’ as we might hope.  Jimmy’s crew went out on the street and asked fourteen people if they had seen the speech…

The Religious extremist clown circus

Religious clowns make me feel good about myself no matter what the brand. Perhaps the greatest ego booster around. Run through all the morons you have come across in your life and in the news. Do they all have personal relationships with Jesus Christ or just about all of them? What is it that can…

SNL: The Justin Bieber Calvin Klein ad

I have nightmares imagining what a coupling of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus would bring upon this world of ours. Perhaps even Pope Francis should rethink his recent foray into stupid religion intolerance directing the world that all artificial birth control is wrong and not to use it. After all, what we need most in this world…

Hillary Clinton is fking running for President

Hillary Clinton makes hard choices throughout each and every day, but her choice to run for president was the easiest of all. If it seems like such an easy win for Hillary to most of us, why is everyone and their second cousin running for the Republican nomination? Do they know something the rest of…

SNL: Kevin Hart raps his friend away

Only a black dude can use the NWORD or make fun of rap music. After 25 years of rap music it is long overdue to be made fun of. Mocked and belittled! Sure it was cool for a while, but now being the basis of popular music going into a second generation? Come on. Sure…

Welcome Back, Mitter! Deja Vu Mitt Romney Video Song

Psycho Super Mom welcomes Mitt Romney back (again) in song. Super Mom is known for her witty ditties on topics du jour, but this one almost writes itself, entirely from Mitt Romney’s own quotes. You can follow the bouncing ball and sing along to the tune of “Welcome Back, Kotter.”  Why not, the Mitter won’t…

Parents Investigated: Free Range Kids Walked Home!

Maryland parents may be charged with neglect for allowing their children to walk a mile.  Danielle and Alexander Meitiv have attracted the attention of police and Child Protective Services, not because they are bad parents, but because they allowed their ‘free-range’ children to walk one mile home unaccompanied, in their own neighborhood and with parental…

SNL Weekend Update, Bad Neighbors

Once you move from an apartment to a house the neighbor issues change dramatically. For the most part, what with air conditioning and the demise of the front porch, you will not know any of your neighbors, or know anything about them other than how they keep their lawn and what cars they drive. But…

SNL Weekend update, Pot Spray & Bill Cosby

If Bill Cosby were a Muslim, that would really top things off hey? But no, he is a family values oriented family man. But the real story here is the Chinese work ethic. Never give up! Cut and paste and cut and paste again and again if necessary.

SNL Weekend Update, NO HOMOS in the Constitution

The Supreme Court will hear the Gay Marriage case in April and decide it in June, but how will the votes come down? Of course it should be 9 to 0 as was Brown v Education to make an historic point for liberty, freedom, fairness and equal protection under the law. Oh and just being…

SNL Cold Open: MLK Day and millennials

Recently I made the mistake of getting a smart phone when a cell phone did the job just fine. I must  add that I am retired and don’t go anywhere other than to CVS to buy Fixodent and hearing aid batteries. And beer… Hemingway, it only took a few weeks to realize what a big…

SNL: Soldiers of the Nativity Scene

I just had a Ted Nugent / Sarah Palin epiphany, making fun of religion is like making fun of retarded kids. And hey, this is a step up from the Texas Nativity scene. I can’t speak for the entire South, but here in Texas a proper Christian nativity scene would be first and foremost be…

Bill Maher, Terrorism and PC, Jan 16 2015

“Islam is the only religion that acts like the mafia and will kill you if you say the wrong thing or draw the wrong picture.”. Bill Maher suffered a demonstration from Muslim students at Berkley against his appearance for a commencement address over saying those words. As Bill was just a few weeks later proved…